Tag Archives: Kai

This is why you’re fat

Eek.  This website is fantastic and ridiculous and awful, all at once.

baconmeatBacon-wrapped Meatloaf with a layer of Mac and Cheese

bfryFrench fry-encased Hot Dog on a stick


Anti-Theft Lunch Bag

Stealing your co-worker’s lunch is a downright contemptible act, that is, if it’s perpetrated by someone other than you, obv.  But, if you’ve ever had your lunch stolen, you know the the frustration and anger it causes. You know the revenge and ill-will it inspires. And you know that no matter how well you try to hide your lunch bag at the back of the refrigerator, something is gonna be missing when you next open it.

Lament no more!  The Anti-Theft Lunch Bag is just the jobbie. 


Place your sarnie in the bag, seal for freshness (!) and put it in the fridge.  Surely those hungry thieving vagabonds that you work with won’t dare touch it now! 


Feast your eyes

Click, drool, repeat. 

There are now a barrage of sites on le interwebs that offer nothing more than blatant food porn*.  And I love ’em!

Beautiful images of tasty kai from postings all over the web end up displayed en masse on sites such as FoodGawker, TasteSpotting and my favourite, displaying one large pic of gorgeousness a day, Food Porn Daily.

* Ok, they have recipes too.  Lita’s focus was on the porny pics, so sue me.

Bring home the bacon

Crispy bacon can’t trump crispy duck, obv.  But, it does rate tres highly in the Lita list of edible delights.  

Hell, I’ve been blogging so long now, this is my 327684th post on the beauty of bacon.  And I can’t even begin to tell you the amount of difficult decisions I have easily made, helped along by my What would bacon do spinner.

Of course, the cat and I intend to start International Bacon Day off tomorrow with a bowl of bacon cornflakes.  Kapai kai.

Keep both your carnivore colleagues and your vegetarian vorkmates satisfied with these breakfast-inspired cufflinks.

Or, just out and out revolt ’em all with your raw bacon briefcase.

Cover your cut with imitation streaky bacon plaster strips.

Going on a trip?  Ensure your luggage stands out from the rest, rely on bacon!

Oo, and don’t forget your wallet. 

Click here to see more bacony goodness.