You Are Fettuccine Alfredo
Compared to most people, you have rich and decadent tastes.
If you can afford something, you’ll go ahead and indulge yourself.
You are a true foodie. No food is off the table for you.
You’re the type most likely to appreciate every aspect of a five star meal.
Plenty of food is off the table for me, but that’s just cos I’m a messy eater. And I’m also a busy bunny. Blogging is temporarily on hold till the Easter cheese is fully consumed.
Keep sending in funny pics and stories, just be aware that they may not get published for a while. In the mean time, knock yourselves out over at BOTS archives
This is one unusual way to hand in your notice at work.
Neil Berrett sugared the pill of his departure from Hunters Point Naval Shipyard, San Francisco, by announcing his intentions in icing.
He posted a picture of the huge baked message on Flickr , the photo sharing website.
In the letter, Mr Berrett wrote: “Dear Mr. Bowers – During the past three years, my tenure at the Hunters Point Naval Shipyard has been nothing short of pure excitement, joy and whim.
“However, I have decided to spend more time with my family and attend to health issues that have recently arisen. I am proud to have been part of such an outstanding team and I wish this organization only the finest in future endeavors.
“Please accept this cake as notification that I am leaving my position with NWT on March 27. Sincerely, W. Neil Berrett”.
But get this, it doesn’t end there. One of Berrett’s followers on Flickr used his intiative and offered Berrett’s employers a baked version of his CV!
He wrote: “Dear Mr. Bowers – I understand a position has recently become available and I would like you to consider me for the job.
“I am not entirely sure what it entails, but I am very smart, a quick learner and flexible. I am also able to recognize an opportunity as it presents itself and take advantage of it, even if it arrives disguised as a photo of a sheet cake.”
What a stunning thing a wee merge between chocolate giants Cadbury and Nestle would be.
Eek. This website is fantastic and ridiculous and awful, all at once.
Bacon-wrapped Meatloaf with a layer of Mac and Cheese
French fry-encased Hot Dog on a stick
Stealing your co-worker’s lunch is a downright contemptible act, that is, if it’s perpetrated by someone other than you, obv. But, if you’ve ever had your lunch stolen, you know the the frustration and anger it causes. You know the revenge and ill-will it inspires. And you know that no matter how well you try to hide your lunch bag at the back of the refrigerator, something is gonna be missing when you next open it.
Lament no more! The Anti-Theft Lunch Bag is just the jobbie.
Place your sarnie in the bag, seal for freshness (!) and put it in the fridge. Surely those hungry thieving vagabonds that you work with won’t dare touch it now!