Ok. I know it’s totally irrational, but this is inspiring! It makes me want to cut off extremeties just to outdo this guy’s tres cool USB drive. How totally fab it must be to have all that portable information available at his fingertips.
A computer programmer who lost half his finger after his motorbike crashed into a deer has had the finger replaced with a USB drive.
Jerry Jalava, from Finland, says the two-gigabyte prosthetic finger is not permanently attached to his hand, allowing him to leave his finger in the computer slot and “pick it up after I’m ready”.
Save your fingers! Imagine the looks on the faces of your colleagues when you take off your shoe and jam your big toe in the back of le ‘puter. Big fun. Big finger slash toe fun.