Wow! KFC’s Colonel Sanders is now fixing potholes.
What every serious photog needs.
This is one unusual way to hand in your notice at work.
Neil Berrett sugared the pill of his departure from Hunters Point Naval Shipyard, San Francisco, by announcing his intentions in icing.
He posted a picture of the huge baked message on Flickr , the photo sharing website.
In the letter, Mr Berrett wrote: “Dear Mr. Bowers – During the past three years, my tenure at the Hunters Point Naval Shipyard has been nothing short of pure excitement, joy and whim.
“However, I have decided to spend more time with my family and attend to health issues that have recently arisen. I am proud to have been part of such an outstanding team and I wish this organization only the finest in future endeavors.
“Please accept this cake as notification that I am leaving my position with NWT on March 27. Sincerely, W. Neil Berrett”.
But get this, it doesn’t end there. One of Berrett’s followers on Flickr used his intiative and offered Berrett’s employers a baked version of his CV!
He wrote: “Dear Mr. Bowers – I understand a position has recently become available and I would like you to consider me for the job.
“I am not entirely sure what it entails, but I am very smart, a quick learner and flexible. I am also able to recognize an opportunity as it presents itself and take advantage of it, even if it arrives disguised as a photo of a sheet cake.”
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A member of the French Secret Service team that carried out the Rainbow Warrior bombing in 1985 has been killed in a plane crash in the French Alps.
Xavier Maniguet, 62, was one of four men aboard the yacht Ouvea that smuggled explosives used in “Operation Satanic”, which sank the Greenpeace flagship in a bid to stall protests against French nuclear tests in the South Pacific.
The NZ Herald goes on to say:
The press described him as an “honourable correspondent” for the French foreign espionage service, the DGSE.
10th July 1985 was one of the defining moments of my young life. I have spoken to many French folk, and once educated about the horrific deeds done by their government at that time, in their name, have openly expressed how dishonourable the DGSE and Francois Mitterrand really were.
There truly are very few folk whose obituary I would read with glee. Oh yes, Robert Mugabe’s would be a party, foreshore, my shout. Now I add to my list the remote, morbid hope that these two also get their karmic comeuppance sooner rather than later.
Tis only a blog, people. Relax. If I had a dollar for every time I made a stupid, stinky joke about beautiful, unique, sulphurous Rotorua, I’d have like $49 or thereabouts.
An Australian couple has upset Kiwis with an online expat guide which warns that Auckland is a “horrible soulless city” and its inhabitants are “hobbits” who cannot dress properly.
The anonymous duo have used their website, fushnchups.co.nz, to attack their new home across the Tasman, rubbishing everything from the country’s beer to its major cities and lack of worldliness.
The couple also trashed Rotorua, a popular tourist destination famed for it sulfuric activity, saying it “absolutely stinks”.
“It smells like the whole town let rip at once,” they say on the site, set up as a guide for Australians contemplating making a move over the ditch.
“Can blokes (in Rotorua) get away with letting out a silent-but-deadly in bed next to the missus?” they ask.
Admit it. That silent-but-deadly joke about Rotos has made you snigger since 1984. Hardly an “attack” on our nation. Who are these upset Kiwis that the media raves about, and where is their sense of humour slash ability to ignore trivial stuff they don’t like?
To the bloggers at Fush-n-Chups: kia ora and welcome to New Zealand, but how very dare you mention what we all know anyway. You radicals. Who do you think you are … foreigners with an opinion about your travels, prepared to share and blog in a semi-humorous manner? Well, far be it from us Kiwis to greet you with anything other than contempt and label you “pathetically rude”. Apparently, according to our media, and the 14 or so freaks who bothered to leave you minor hate mail in your comments section, we don’t agree with you. Oh no, it seems we don’t like the cut of your jib.
I wanna know who you’ve shagged over in the tight-knit fuckcluster that is NZ mainstream media, cos you managed to upset them in only 11 posts. Jeesh, you’d have thought it was a slow news day or somet. Well, ka pai, I say. Hope the traffic passed your way gets you mucho sponsorship and revenue.
In no way have you upset or angered me, quite the contrary. Your blog made me smile and semi-chortle whilst waving at hobbits. I get you, so a very haere mai to you, we should share fush-n-chups one day (read: you buy).
These reactions make out like we live in a big bubble; refusing to acknowledge, or heaven forbid, laugh at our unique smallness. Well, we don’t. Tis a bubble free zone. We all know Rotorua smells farty to the uninitiated, and that most folk driving on our motorways drive like asses. And those of us who make it to other parts of the world understand only too well how our beer does taste slightly less beery than others. Who cares?! Take a joke N to the Z, welcome the Australians who seek to live here, either that or ignore their blog posts.
As for Auckland tourism CEO, Graeme Osbourne, is he threatening our new Aussie immigrants?
“Maybe they’re just envious that Auckland recently rated ahead of every Australian city as a tourist destination,” Osborne said.
“They should get in touch with me personally and I guarantee I’ll change their impression.”
I wonder what revelationary Auckland tourist destination he guarantees will impress. Anyone else think it’s about time Auckland had a thriving tourism industry beyond the Sky Tower, some penguins and a fabulous museum? There isn’t even a hot hangi restaurant or Maori cultural event in this city to recommend to visitors. Don’t get me started on the appallingly poor signage and lack of day pass public transportation options.
I may not agree with Fush-n-Chups on all points (aloha, we are the short trousered wearing cousins?!?!) but I don’t think the blog warrants a media onslaught with Kiwi ‘outrage’ based on the rants of a few. Tis only a blog, people. Tongue in cheek. Tis only a blog.
This fabulous musical number by Stewie Griffin was deleted out of the broadcasted Family Guy episode, and is all over the dubdubdub labelled as ‘banned’. Tres exotic.
We tune in with Stewie having taken over the White House, reciting his fairly reasonable list of folk you wouldn’t even miss.