Don’t pump too hard

The inflatable condom patent is no longer pending.  Whilst not quite as dangerous as this lil’ beauty, it begs the question, is a bit of extra air worth the risk?

inflatable-condom

 

This rubber provides extra girth when you need it. But don’t just pump, and, well, pump. A well placed squeeze can do wonders. This jimmy hat can be “repetitively inflated and deflated at desired times,” much like the man’s ego when he’s told, “Yes, I want to sleep with you, but can we do something about that anorexic worm you call a penis?”

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