Crap Wrap

Here’s another of those business ideas I could’ve started.


When it comes to wrapping presents, most men tend to take what could be politely described as a utilitarian approach.  The paper is likely to be roughly chopped, the Sellotape applied in industrial quantities and as for bows and ribbons … forget it!

It’s perhaps not surprising, then, that presented with an immaculately wrapped gift, many women become more than a little suspicious that it may not have received the personal touch.

But now one retailer has come up with an ingenious way to help men with the problem, by providing a wrapping service so shoddy the gift’s recipient will be left in no doubt that her partner did it himself.

I’ve been poorly wrapping gifts since 1988.  Je suis naturale.


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