Too many crystals spoil the sparkle

Aww, aint this sweet?


Just turned 16, British bride Missy recently got married in a barely-there Swarovski crystal bikini sarong.  Her bridesmaids adorned their bras outside of their dresses, the groom and best man made sure their chin curtains matched.  Daddy – who paid for the lot, was apparently tres proud.

In the end, making Missy’s wedding dreams come true cost her father – who lives in a caravan and surfaces driveways for a living – a whopping £100,000.

But as his princess, who hasn’t been in a classroom since she was nine and wants to be a glamour model, posed for photographs, her father Simon, 35, declared it was worth every penny. ‘I’m very proud of her today,’ he said.

The couple married six days after Missy turned 16 at St Mary’s Catholic Church in Congleton-Cheshire. After the ceremony-guests in feathers and crystals enjoyed champagne and an all-day buffet at the reception. Girls as young as nine showed off bikini tops, high heels and make-up.

Guest Victoria Docherty, 23, who wore a £700 hotpants and bra outfit, said: ‘This isn’t unusual – it’s just what we do at weddings. It’s all very extravagant. Everything is paid for by the bride’s daddy.’

5 responses to “Too many crystals spoil the sparkle

  1. Someone should rename her the Trashion Princess

  2. ^ What she said

  3. yikes.. looks like she has a few miles on the clock already and i think ive seen that dress at Caluzzi’s befor.

  4. I still can’t get over the 100k POUNDS price tag!

  5. Might have been worth the 100k sterling to get rid of her Lita 😀

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