Just one question came to mind after spying this Stuff article…
Who the hell half-tjzuj‘d John Campbell?
Ok, ok, I have more questions, when did I ever stop at just one?
- Who thought it was a good idea to leave JC’s collar semi-erect?
- How long did it take to get this rather stern and serious shot of that chirpy prankster?
- Did the photographer mean for the large shadow behind John to look a little like a dirty fallen halo?
- Oo, have I just ‘got it’?
- Is this really a PR photo, or is it a before pic as JC rushed to get dressed and made up for telly cameras? Bit pasty pre-makeup, aint he?
- Should the Stuff headline have been ‘Campbell misled viewers that he had the ability to dress himself’?
- Did Stuff pick this photo cos it makes John look staunch and well-hard, like only a misleading, ne’er-do-well can look?
- Has anyone ever seen JC in a tshirt and shorts?
- Is this Campbell’s facebook pic?
- Do you think he’s hairy under all that suit or what?