Staff wanted for Murder Burger: P addicts need not apply

This interesting job ad, seen in a shop window in Auckland’s Ponsonby, made its way into the BOTS email inbox.


23 responses to “Staff wanted for Murder Burger: P addicts need not apply

  1. Lets just ignore this for now and shift our attentions to the logo of said burger place….CATS! Ew.

  2. Maybe that’s cos cool cats work there?

    And it’s a well-known fact that cats lurve moidur (said in the voice of the butler from Hart to Hart).

  3. Hint…..if there’s a ‘Mystery Burger’ on the menu – avoid it.

  4. You mean they don’t want a mr stabby working for them 😦

  5. lil_miz_cheeky

    I love cats…i just can’t eat a whole one 😉

  6. I think its meant to be the other word for ‘cat’.
    And we know everyone likes to eat that 🙂

  7. Aww Snice, next time buddy, next time. There are plenty of jobs who are looking for a mr stabby. Kia kaha. Something will come up.

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  9. I took that photo

  10. Hey! Stop underrating me! I would prefer to set my sights higher than Mr. Stabby and be Dr. Shoots.

  11. I heard cats taste good…….
    Make sure its gourmet……..

  12. Unbelievably humorous. “Haha”

  13. that was so shit

  14. watch for this joint to either die or turn into a carbon copy of BF try Burger Wisconsin for a refreshing chage to BF

  15. thats great.

    Krazy Kats.

  16. sounds kind of similar to velvet burger down in dunedin, bet they use to be students down there, velvet is delicious, prob not as good as gourmet cat though

  17. i had a chickn delux burger from murder burger it was SHIT !!!! went back to give them constructive critism bout it and the chick laughd me off fuck that… the burgers are nothing special just fake representations of wats in the market today.

  18. fuck murder burger!!!! seriously wats spceial bout it you get two fairly big buns and a fill that would only fill up a skinny whithe chick and her 3 mates and still leave ya hungus. Iwatchd as no less than 4 people touchd ma fukn burger.. hell no. shit burgers but must say the hottie surveing is off the hook she is damn fine and you kno this maaaan!!!(chick with tat on her upper chest) had me speachless she was that beautiful.. hahahaha

  19. Aw..A bit disappointed to see all these bad reviews. I would have to agree with Dj Bass on the chicken burgers though, we are currently working on getting a better cut chicken breast. To be honest the beef burgers and french cutlets are where its at. The beef is eye fillet and so damn tasty.

    To Dj Bass…Thank you for the compliment 🙂

  20. Just had my first MB and the jalapeno was just right, exactly hot enough, it was damn fine. Will be trying out the other burgers in due time. But didn’t get to meet Lauren this time tho, so clearly I will have to go back for that experience too… =>

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