Badass of the Week

Every week a new badass is added to the Badass of the Week list.   Each entry is a gem with everyone who is anyone with an attitude making the list. 

Godzilla

Another sweet thing is that Godzilla is completely unpredictable, and as such represents the Ultimate Duality of Awesome:  When he leaves the warm beaches of Monster Island and emerges from the dark waters near the Japanese coastline you don’t know if he’s there to smash orphanages or save the universe from a rampaging giant space monster who shoots lasers out of his forehead and spits acid on hot Japanese babes.  That’s just how he rolls. 

Angus MacGyver

MacGyver never uses guns, he always seeks out non-violent means of subduing and humiliating his enemies, and he prefers to go out on missions armed with little more than his wristwatch, a Swiss Army knife, a roll of duct tape, and his razor-sharp wits.  He isn’t a big, physical, beat the shit out of everyone meathead douchewad who feels like he needs to flex his nuts every ten seconds just to overcome some deep-seeded sense of personal inadequacy, and instead prefers to use his scientific knowledge, intelligence and cunning to get his way out of any number of dangerous situations.

Sir Ed Hillary

Nowadays, I guess climbing Mount Everest is impressive and all, but it doesn’t really seem like that big of a deal.  In the past few decades thousands of people have made it up to the summit, and it almost seems as though pretty much any jackass in half-decent physical shape with three months of vacation time and an endless supply of money with which to spend on frivolous shit can buy themselves a panoramic view of the Himalayas from the Roof of the World.  Well in March of 1953, it was the last frontier in the known world.

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