This type of story is what makes the world go round. Real reporting. Real news; at its crappiest.
A giant inflatable dog turd brought down a power line after being blown away from a Swiss museum.
The artwork, entitled Complex Shit, was carried 200 metres on the night of 31 July, reportedly breaking a greenhouse window before it landed again.
The sculpture, by American artist Paul McCarthy, was equipped with a safety system that should have deflated it.
I want to know how they know it’s doggy doo doos. Just cos you call something a spade …