Who are the fools that imagined for one whole second that the little girl who sang at the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics was for real? I spotted the cute lil’ faker right from the start.
I told the cat outright that the little girl on our screen was but a clever technical trick, mostly done with fireworks, a vivid marker and hundreds of sequins and safety pins.
What was less obvious were those big ole crazy burning feet. You’d think if you were going to the trouble of faking them, you’d make them more attractive, or give them toes and toenails or something. Non? Maybe I have high expectations.
Meanwhile Russia v Georgia on the beach volleyball court got ugly. Big time. Uhuh, politics has no place in sport, you say? Insert Tui Ad here.