Copy paste one of your blog entries or some of your own literary attempts* into the Gender Genie and let it determine whether you write like a man or a woman.
This could be a really empowering thang, espesh if you are wondering whether that hottie you chat to online is really a 68 year old fat man.
I dunno how much stock I put in this analysis. Female?! Pfft. Whatevs, I think I write more like a monkey. A blind monkey with no fingers, so has to use long toes to type. A sexless, blind, fingerless monkey that types 85wpm.
Click to enlarge and then wonder how ‘the’ is a masculine word.
* Gender Genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.