I have started Carnivore Clubs around the globe. Believe me, if anyone lurves meat, it be Lita! But, even I am turned off at the thought of MeatWater.
It’s hard to come to terms with flavours like Fish’n’Chips, English Breakfast, Hot Dog, Hungarian Gulash and Escargot, but I do actually want to try the Peking Duck one. What a completely evil idea to bottle duck.
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Described by its American makers as a ‘High Efficiency Survival Beverage’, the drink is aimed at those who would ordinarily quaff protein shakes, energy drinks, or chomp powerbars, which are, as the firm notes, “all ways people seek to get nutrients without spending all the time that eating requires”.
The company does describe the idea of a meaty-dinner-in-a-bottle as “pretty gross by most objective standards of taste”, no surprise when the label lists the quantity of blood, cartilage and fat in each serving.