Did anyone else do a minor double take when they peeped this Farmers flyer in the letterbox?
Blimmin heck, Diana isn’t really dead! I knew it. She must’ve moved here to get away from the paparazzi, but in order to afford cheese make ends meet, she does a light bit of face modelling for Farmers and some hand modelling for Mitre 10. Cos, someone has to demo the rakes and hoses and um, paint and stuff.
Either way, sneaky beaky Farmers.