What a rip-off!
While checking le interweb for clues for a wedding anniversary gift for Ma and Pa Lita*, I discovered that folk who have been wed for 44 years get a pretty raw deal.
Oh, what a dreary anniversary 44 years is; in between all those jewels and art, land and travel you get to celebrate with a loaf of bread and a pint of milk. Ahhh, lurve.
* Ma and Pa Lita have not been married 44 years, they (and Lita) are waaaay too young for that.