How to tell a woman is single and unlaid from her apartment

Oo.  This list is scarily accurate.  Hide your pink girls, and frogsake, clean out le bookshelf.

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There were many clever and funny comments left on this post, adding to the list.  These are some of my favourites:

  • Birth Control Packet with pills for Monday and Tuesday still in the case (it’s Wednesday)
  • Potted plants in various phases of dying
  • Prominently displayed, dusty photographs from all of her friends’ weddings
  • I’d like to say i could tell you the signs that a man doesn’t get laid just from the items in his apartment, but i’ve never been to a dude’s place who i didn’t end up f*cking
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