You know you spend too long in the ‘burbs when you read this article and think his lawns are so gonna look a state come mid Feb.
A disqualified Dargaville driver on a ride-on lawnmower was pulled over by police and allegedly blew more than double the legal alcohol limit.
The mower was impounded for 28 days and the man will appear in the Dargaville District Court at the end of the month. He is facing charges of careless driving, driving while disqualified and drink-driving.
You know you’re totally cynical when you think how nice the Dargaville impound yard lawns are gonna look till around about, um, let’s say mid Feb.
You know you live in Auckland when you realise you don’t know anyone who owns a lawnmower, let alone anyone who dares to drink-drive.