Forget the country being divided by the utter mess that is the Electoral Finance Bill, the real debate rages here and it’s all about chocolate dipped strawberries.
Is telling someone they were bottle-fed till their late teens really an insult? Wouldn’t it be more controversial and ickier to allude to their continuing breast milk addiction?
It was then that Ms (Margaret) McHugh started a personal attack on Ms (Hayley) Johnstone. “Get into the real world young lady … Re rudest email tells me once again you are not in the real world and haven’t fully matured but it will happen. You were probably bottle feed till late teens …
“And you thought my first email was rude. I expect you still believe in Santa Clause.”
After receiving multiple forwards of the Gourmet Food Store vs Ray White Events Management strawberrygate email, Lita decided a survey of the clever rocket scientists at work would help foster understanding and bring about some clarity:
19% believe Margaret was right to get frustrated at Hayley’s incessant requests for information, but 97% of those don’t think she should’ve put it in an email.
41% think Hayley and Margaret should fight it out in a wrestling ring full of strawberries and chocolate, the one who dips the most doesn’t have to apologise to t’other.
58% think “Beef and hornradish bon bons in filo” are a revolting thing to serve at a corporate Christmas luncheon anyway.
29% wouldn’t list their house with Ray White either, although this was nowt to do with Hayley’s lacking skillset in event management.
91% admitted to having been bottle-fed until their late 20’s. Tres common practice in rocket science circles.
3% believe chocolate dipped strawberries to be so very last year.
18% admitted to enjoying the movie The Santa Clause.
Today, news has emerged that Margaret is reknowned for her engaging email presence and other email examples of her unique customer service skills are now doing the rounds.
Lita doesn’t care. No matter what you say, I’m not sitting next to Hayley at the Christmas lunch, she screwed up the food order. There will be spit in that girl’s catered food for the rest of her days.
Click after the jump to see the full email as sent to Lita yesterday morning.