Lita works in the wrong industry, there’s none of this sexy, dirty, crazy behaviour going on in rocket science.
An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend’s nipples.
A nurse from hell has been banned from practising for watching porn on her mobile phone and starving sick patients of oxygen and medication.
Where do you sign up for a job that pays you to watch porn and hang spoons from nipples? Seriously. I have experience.