Isn’t August a funny wee month? Lita literally sweated from her butt running BOTS alone, whilst Pip went on a mission to find the world’s smelliest belly button. Apologies if any of that created revolting visuals in your mind’s eye, but ’tis all true.
This August, daylight is starting to last a teensy bit longer, daffodils are blooming lurvely and New Zealanders think we finally know the names of all our famous and infamous P addicts. Ahh, the innocence of August.
Stop pondering your ignorance and read up on the month’s best bits from BOTS.
BOTS Bits: August
Folk moaned about feeling the winter blues, some local people even had a problem with their unwanted wine being recycled, meanwhile the open and sharing girls of Boobs on Bikes handled the cold with
dare I say it, I’m gonna say it class.
The Oracle of Starbucks told it exactly as it is. It’s not easy to accept being called out as a clueless stripper because of a slight fascination for hot chocolate, but an Oracle is an Oracle. Thankfully this euphemism generator helped me focus my clueless stripper tendencies, although Boro Postman Pat made my ears feel dirty.
Everyone smirked at the Richie McCaw post, even the NZ Herald, and even when it turned out to be a rip of the Chuck Norris tough facts. And we all took a deep breath in awe at the beauty and tenderness displayed in this amazing picture of fly fornication. Don’t deny it, you’re turned on too.
Lita warmly thanks all contributors, linksters and readers – you guys saved my bacon, and I love bacon. I also send out virtual body part stenches to the glorious Pip, and wish her mucho success in her future projects.
Watch this space for BOTS Idol: Don’t spit the Pip auditions coming in September. Bits on the Side needs a ‘new Pip’, and it could be you! Can you sing? Can you dance? Who cares, all you really need is a link to the interweb, a sense of humour and a willingness to buy Lita lobster dinners.