Monthly Archives: September 2007

Are you normal?

You Are 40% Normal

While some of your behavior is quite normal…

Other things you do are downright strange

You’ve got a little of your freak going on

But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

How Normal Are You?

Lita bit freakily accurate


Furries vs Klingons

If you find yourself without plans this evening (and you happen to be in Atlanta, Georgia instead of Manurewa, Auckland), you should check out the 2nd Annual Furries vs Klingons Bowl-Off.


Lita is currently penning an email to Takapuna Tenpin urging them to hold a bowl-off like this.  Just what NZ ten pin bowling needs.

Projectile vomit live on air

This Swedish presenter vomits live on a television quiz show, blames her painful menstrual cycle and chats with a  contestant who repeatedly says “jerk” – all with a glorious smile on her professional, pretty face.  Those crazy Swedes.


Lingerie for the kiwi man

Is this local website for real? 

No matter, it made me spit my coffee all over the monitor this morning and I just lurve the Zoolander ‘tude the model is giving in this shot …


The shoes, unfortunately, do not work.  They should have been white or tan.

A little respect

Lita and her famous model girlfriend lurve the music at SPQR in Ponsnobby, A-land.  It is the place to guarantee hits from such fabulous and fashionably 80’s bands like The Communards, Erasure and Soft Cell with your eggs benedict. 

If you were brunching at SP last Sunday, you may have caught us collecting gay boys like philatelists collect stamps and singing along to this funky ole number from Erasure …

When spelling mistakes are forgiven

This overtly sexist email arrived in le inbox this morning. 

Its appearance on BOTS is justified because it provides informative education (how not to write a resume, and how a picture tells a thousand words) and balances the overt sexism Lita encounters on a daily basis walking past that building site. 

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the offiser job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a offiser but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.  My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


BRYAN  nikname  Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.

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John Lennon had bad wind?

A Hong Kong advertising agency has messed with the famous Abbey Road cover, showing the real reason the rest of The Beatles were trailing behind John.

Helps relieve wind … ENO