Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf has sticky bits

Captain Dan was performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in the Circus of Horrors but ended up in A&E with a vacuum cleaner hose glued to his bits.   That Edinburgh Festival gets better every year!

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The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.

The attachment broke before the performance and Dan tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and… a hospital visit.

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