Captain Dan was performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in the Circus of Horrors but ended up in A&E with a vacuum cleaner hose glued to his bits. That Edinburgh Festival gets better every year!
The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.
The attachment broke before the performance and Dan tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.
He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and… a hospital visit.