While Newmarket shops attempted to provide an alternative to the Boobs on Bikes parade today, plenty of men still chose to line A-land’s Queen St, what a shock!
There was a distinct lack of motorcycles compared to previous years – it was more Tits on Tanks and Queers in Cars than Boobs on Bikes.
The parade was slow moving from K Rd, with Police keeping the crowd to the footpath, as best they could. Lita had a prime viewing point with the builders who hung from the Town Hall scaffolding.
There were reports of damage to street lights on Upper Queen St, excitement when a member of the public streaked just prior to the boobies arriving, and consternation when Lita started handing out fliers that said “Your lunch break is over, get back to work.”
The drag queens were the friendliest, and extremely good at waving. One of the blonde tank girls danced and shook and really worked the crowd, she got lots of grateful cheers. But the giant sign trailing the parade was perhaps the funniest bit of the whole thing this year…
Porn guy wants to be Mayor. Current Mayor hates porn.
Interesting sub-plot if the boobies get boring.